MOMMY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH SPONGEBOB?

Ahhhhh! I've got a mitten made of flesh!

At least it's not Rappy Doo.

Hey, big shot Marvel lawyers, you can't touch these guys! They changed up the mask by at least 30%.

Is that DJ from the sitcom Full House?

And here are a few more unremarkable shots of the Grape Festival in Tontitown, Arkansas...

The rules to the hardest game in the world

The poster game is always a snapshot of modern popular culture, give or take a few years.
(Whoa, they still have Men in Black.)

What can you win by playing this game?
Anything in this general area right in here. Anything below the stereo and on this side of the bicentennial glasses. Anything between the ashtrays and the thimble. Anything in this three inches right in here in this area. That includes the Chicklets, but not the erasers.

In most places these quarter pusher games give out tokens. Not in these parts.
It pays out more quarters, baby!

Engraved jewelry: a fine way to commemorate the evening you spent with sweaty strangers in a grassy field temporarily jammed with tractor trailers.

Remember when these little plaques were actually printed mirrors mounted in real wooden frames? (Which usually featured logos from bands like Journey or AC/DC.) These days they're no more than a color printout on cardstock shoved behind a piece of clear, poorly cut glass contained in a cardboard sleeve. Let's bring back the carnival prize craftsmanship of the early 1980s, man!

Something wicked this way comes... it's fair season! Woohoo!